Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!
Try:
    [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (C shell)
    ^How did the^sex change operation go? (C shell)
    "How would you rate BSD vs. System V?
    %blow (C shell)
    'thou shalt not mow thy grass at 8am' (C shell)
    got a light? (C shell)
    !!:Say, what do you think of margarine? (C shell)
    PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense (Bourne shell)
    make love
    make "the perfect dry martini"
    man -kisses dog (anything up to 4.3BSD)
    i=Hoffa ; >$i; $i; rm $i; rm $i (Bourne shell)