FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #9 has management potential:
    Because of his intimate relationship with inanimate objects, the
    reviewee has been appointed to the critical position of department
    pencil monitor.
inspirational:
    A true inspiration to others. ("There, but for the grace of God,
    go I.")
adapts to stress:
    Passes wind, water, or out depending upon the severity of the
    situation.
goal oriented:
    Continually sets low goals for himself, and usually fails
    to meet them.