Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraft:
    "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will
    nurture and feed the dog. The dog will be there to bite the
    pilot if he touches anything.
    -- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988
    [the *magazine*, silly!]